New Plates?

So my registration is almost up, and it's time to renew it. I have a few options:

1. Keep my old plates and pay a stupid amount of money
2. Get new plates (tits), with new numbers (bitch tits). Those of you who've seen the video understand why
   
3. Get the new plates AND keep my numbers (tits & tits) and pay a whale load of money (piss & piss)
   
4. OR I go ahead and get plates that say what I want (Tits.)

I'm pretty sure I've made up my mind.
If you've got any suggestions on plate names, Leave it below :)